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Ha! This community still lives!

A string walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry we dont serve strings here."

The string walks out and messes up its tassles and walks back in again.

"Hey!" says the bartender, "Aren't you the string that was in here a few moments ago?"

"No," says the string, "I'm a frayed knot."

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And now something offensive as well as bad:

Q. "Why do they call it PMS?"
A. "Because the name 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
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