meatballs manson (ray_gunn) wrote in oldjokes,
meatballs manson
ray_gunn
oldjokes

SHUT UP

SO last night i was watching tv and i felt a virus go into me and i coughed real hard all night and all morning
so i am gunna stay in for a while
so nothing happened today unless you want to know what happened on gilligans island
so
i made a list of some of my faveorite things
REMEMBER i am very against anything not included in my faveorite things lists!

WILL CARROLL'S FAVEORITE THINGS
MUSIC
bird calls, tap dancing, exercise lessons, transcriptions of senate committee hearings, the theme music from monster movies played on easy-to-operate hand-wound victrolas.


MOVIES
Hand cranked penny arcade machiense which contain

classic films like Dempsey-Firpo flight and Tom Mix pre-adult westerns.




READING
Roller Derby news, The Pre-civil war congressional record, old tom swift books and back copies of classafied telephone directories.


CLOTHING
straight jackets, glamorous opera capes, light weight pith helmets which offer good protection in bad weather and provide storage space for the day's lichee nuts.




PETS
Ant farms, anteaters, falcons, leeches, octopi,anchovies,water buffaloes and preforming fleas.



THE END
THANK YOU</b
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