Neintales (neintales) wrote in oldjokes,

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Because religious people are funny

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requested shelter there. Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she'd ever had.

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two brothers, and one of them offered introductions. "Hello. I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I¹m very pleased to meet you," the nun replied. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted.

"Out of curiosity, who cooked which?"

Brother Charles replied "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turned to the other brother and said "Then you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
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